Definitions by PsychoDeschain

Velvet Thumbing 

When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.

I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!

Velvet Thumbing by PsychoDeschain May 9, 2018

Skeg

A little weasel of a human being. Just a little shit.

I hate him, that awful skeg

Skeg by PsychoDeschain May 25, 2016