Skeg

A little weasel of a human being. Just a little shit.

I hate him, that awful skeg

by PsychoDeschain May 25, 2016

Velvet Thumbing

When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.

I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!

by PsychoDeschain May 09, 2018