ARGHpocalypse!

apocalypse: a disaster; a cataclysmic event.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGHpocalypse!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about apocalypses.
"ARGHpocalypse!" - says a pirate
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thair

air: the apparently open space above the ground; the mass of this substance around the earth.

there: that place.

thair: that place in space.
"Let's go 'thair'." - says an astronaut
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dietgnose

diet: the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.

diagnose: to determine the root cause of (a disease).

dietgnose: to determine the root cause of a disease by the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.
"A person was 'dietgnosed' with obesity because of that person's junkfood consumption." - says a satirist
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Gen-argh-ations

generation: origination by some process, mathematical, chemical, or vital; production; formation; as, the generation of sounds, of gases, of curves, etc

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Gen-argh-ations!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about generations.
"Gen-argh-ations!" - says a pirate
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cellebrity

a cell phone user who thinks he or she is a famous person.
I overheard that cellebrity next to me talking loudly about one inanity or another, but I should have just ignored it.
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schizopharghenia

schizophrenia: a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a persistent, often chronic, mental illness variously affecting behavior, thinking, and emotion.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

schizopharghenia: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about schizophrenia.
"schizopharghenia!" - says a pirate
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Proverbial Haiku

Proverbial:

of, resembling, or expressed as a proverb: a phrase expressing a basic truth which may be applied to common situations.

Haiku:

a three-line poem in any language, with five syllables in the first and last lines and seven syllables in the second, usually with an emphasis on the season or a naturalistic theme.

Proverbial Haiku: a phrase in a haiku form.
"Proverbial Haiku," by Pseudonym The Wild

It's better to have,
loved and lost than never to,
have loved at all.
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