MercARGHy!

Mercury:

1. the Roman god associated with speed, sometimes used as a messenger. He wore winged sandals. Mercury corresponded to the Greek god Hermes.
2. the planet in the solar system with the closest orbit to the Sun, named after the god; represented by ☿.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

MercARGHy!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Mercury.
"MercARGHy!" - says a pirate
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chefpert

chef: the head cook of an establishment such as a restaurant, club, or wealthy family.

expert: extraordinarily capable or knowledgeable.

chefpert: an extraordinarily capable or knowledgeable chef.
"I am 'chefpert' at making a simple dish complex." - say a chef
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Jolly R-argh-ers!

Jolly Roger: the traditional flag used on European and American pirate ships; often pictured as a white skull and crossbones on a black field; the blackjack.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Jolly R-argh-ers!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Jolly Rogers.
"Jolly R-argh-ers!" - says a pirate
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inspARGHations!

inspiration: the act or power of exercising an elevating or stimulating influence upon the intellect or emotions; the result of such influence which quickens or stimulates; as, the inspiration of occasion, of art, etc.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

inspARGHations!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about inspirations.
"inspARGHations!" - says a pirate
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bastARGHds!

bastard:

1. a person who was born out of wedlock, and hence often considered an illegitimate descendant.
2. a mongrel. a biological cross between different breeds, groups or varieties.
3. a contemptible, inconsiderate, overly or arrogantly rude or spiteful person.
4. a man, a fellow, a male friend.
5. a child that does not know his or her father.
6. something extremely difficult or unpleasant to deal with.
7. a variation that is not genuine; something irregular or inferior or of dubious origin, fake or counterfeit.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

bastARGHds!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about bastards.
"bastARGHds!" - says a pirate
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prosarghdies

prosody: the study of poetic meter; the patterns of sounds and rhythms in verse.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

prosarghdies: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about prosody.
"prosarghdies!" - says a pirate
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ARGHchaeologists!

archaeologists: someone who is skilled, professes or practices archaeology: the study of the past through material remains. often focused upon the life and culture of ancient peoples, but also applied to the more recent past.

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ARGHchaeologists!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about archaeologists.
"ARGHchaeologists!" - says a pirate
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