Definitions by Pseudonym 1

Stojer

A woman who is in a relationship however one wang for her isnt enough. So she sleeps with any male she can on the side

Friend 1: did you hear that Andrew is marrying Natalie?
Friend 2: yeah. I dipped my wang in her last night. Shes such a stojer

Stojer by pseudonym 1 October 7, 2013

schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

schmidt dick by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013

agnostic 

One who is neither ignorant enough to believe that there is a god, nor self centered enough to believe that if there was a god, he would give a flying fuck about what they do on sundays, what they eat on fridays, and what kind of facial hair they have.

Im agnostic.

agnostic by Pseudonym 1 October 18, 2008