1 definition by ProudNortherner
Texas A place that we are all very jealous of and wished we lived in.
A place with suburbs filled with houses that look exactly the same as far as the eye can see.
Where the people are all thirty-two stone and there are no sidewalks, because nobody walks anymore.
A place with suburbs filled with houses that look exactly the same as far as the eye can see.
Where the people are all thirty-two stone and there are no sidewalks, because nobody walks anymore.
Fat Texan grunts at six in the morning as his daily heart attack wakes him up.
He goes down to the kitchen, devoures eighteen slices of bacon, four eggs, thirty-seven pancakes and a liter of Dr. Pepper.
He then puts on his cowboy hat and his boots, puts on his belt with the obnoxious belt buckle that is shaped like Texas and puts his gun in the holster.
He then walks out the door, determined to make it to the bottom of the driveway to retrieve the mail...walking...walking...
halfway down the Texan fails as usual and collapses into a grunting heaving heap.....
Don't mess with Texas.
He goes down to the kitchen, devoures eighteen slices of bacon, four eggs, thirty-seven pancakes and a liter of Dr. Pepper.
He then puts on his cowboy hat and his boots, puts on his belt with the obnoxious belt buckle that is shaped like Texas and puts his gun in the holster.
He then walks out the door, determined to make it to the bottom of the driveway to retrieve the mail...walking...walking...
halfway down the Texan fails as usual and collapses into a grunting heaving heap.....
Don't mess with Texas.
by ProudNortherner October 5, 2009