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expect the unexpected

A cutesy little phrase coined to imply that you can expect to be surprised. It comes from the marketing douchebags and only the like will utter such stupid contradiction. It is one or the other people, let's get it together.
Douchebag no. 1: "Subaru, Expect the unexpected"
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