Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face

Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"

Nowt

Yorkshire slang for nothing, can be used in a variety of ways

You can do nowt,
Hear nowt,
Say nowt
Look at nowt
Shout at nowt

But you can always do owt as well as summat.

Bob: "Gi' Ore, you're 'aving me on!"
Jim: "I'm telling thee, that train turned up early"

*Getting off a bus, you always thank the driver.
No exception!*
Person *to the driver*: "Ta' Luv"

Another phrase used in the same way as ee bah gum to show surprise or curiosity to something

"Ecky Thump, what's going on 'ere?"