Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Proper Sheffield lad

Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face

Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"

Yorkshire slang for nothing, can be used in a variety of ways

You can do nowt,
Hear nowt,
Say nowt
Look at nowt
Shout at nowt

But you can always do owt as well as summat.

An expression of unknown origin that is used mainly among older British folk when someone breaks wind

Bob: *Lets one rip*
Jim: "More Tea, Vicar? Will ya stop farting for five sodding minutes, I'm trying to do something here"

Bob: "Gi' Ore, you're 'aving me on!"
Jim: "I'm telling thee, that train turned up early"

*Getting off a bus, you always thank the driver.
No exception!*
Person *to the driver*: "Ta' Luv"