When things seem like they're going up the swanny just remember this phrase and 99% of the time, it does sod all.
Person 1: "Oh god why can't I do this?!"
Person 2: "Ah come on mate, it'll be reyt
*Reyt can be stylised as Reet
Person 2: "Ah come on mate, it'll be reyt
*Reyt can be stylised as Reet
by Proper Sheffield lad February 11, 2022

An expression of unknown origin that is used mainly among older British folk when someone breaks wind
Bob: *Lets one rip*
Jim: "More Tea, Vicar? Will ya stop farting for five sodding minutes, I'm trying to do something here"
Jim: "More Tea, Vicar? Will ya stop farting for five sodding minutes, I'm trying to do something here"
by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

The Yorkshireman's motto is an important motto and sums up what us Yorkshire folk think of the rest of Britain
it goes as follows;
You can see all
'ear all
say nowt
You can eat all
sup all
and pay nowt
An' if tha ivver does owt fer nowt
allus does it fer thissen
and to cap it all
If it's not from Yorkshire,
It's shite
it goes as follows;
You can see all
'ear all
say nowt
You can eat all
sup all
and pay nowt
An' if tha ivver does owt fer nowt
allus does it fer thissen
and to cap it all
If it's not from Yorkshire,
It's shite
by Proper Sheffield lad February 13, 2022

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