1 definition by ProffRyan

"white" person

Someone of European decent, traits attributed to white people are pointy noses, lack of ability to eat anything spicier than water, lighter skin color, ignorance, belief that they are superior to others, belief that they are an oppressed group, oppressive group, affinity for having sex with animals, having sex with relatives, belief they are many different races, little to no ass, love of Starbucks, love of uggs, nasally voice, condescending, distrust of Black People, distrust of Arab People, distrust of Hispanic People, love of Asian Women, lack of basic hygiene, lack of knowledge of when to wear shoes or not, lack of ability to spell in their own languages, hatred of people who spell better than them, inability to dance, quickly jumping to the conclusion that one's parents must be killed because one was not given an X-Box AND PlayStation, denying tragedies occurred such as the holocaust, love of quinoa, love of gluten free products, claiming "I'm not racist but...(something racist)", claiming one is not racist as one has a black friend, deciding what's best for the poor, complaining about controlling only most of instead of all of the world, lack of lips, either being too PC or not even close to being PC enough, love of perpetuation of stereotypes towards oppressed peoples and most importantly of all the complete lack of knowledge of anything outside of their tiny white social circles.

person 1:"Yeah, so I'm 2.62% Cherokee, 67.78232% British, 34.74832% German and so many other things, I'm so diverse."
Innocent bystander:"Fucking "white" person...."

by ProffRyan June 5, 2015