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Definitions by Professor Smut

Scalping 

To perform cunnilingus on a pregnant woman whilst she is giving birth and at the opportune moment - when the baby is crowning - licking the mucus covered scalp of the part born infant.
"Stand back Doctor I know what to do - It's scalping little Yoda"
Scalping by Professor Smut November 10, 2009

Cash and Paste

To download a naked glamour shot of an anonymous model, then crudely and unprofessionally cut (or "cash") and paste the face of a friend over the top, and to then masturbate until climax over your work (to "paste").

Some practicioners have been known to both print and laminate their work for repeated and frequent use.
"Hey Steven, did you 'cash and paste' Carluccio?"
Cash and Paste by Professor Smut September 16, 2009