Professor Penicle's definitions

peeping fido

Moment experienced during love making when you look up from your partner and into the eyes of a household pet. Can be accidental or intentional.

So I was doing this girl the other night and there was a peeping fido on the edge of the bed.

by Professor Penicle March 29, 2015

shitopocalypse

The act of violently shitting in ones pants as the result of ethnic food. Derived from early 17th Century explorers attempts to catalogue South American food.

Apu: Hey Kevin how about coming over tomorrow night for my dinner party?
Kevin: Your wife is Indian right?
Apu: She sure is.
Kevin: Naw that sounds like a regular Shitopocalypse.

by Professor Penicle March 29, 2015