2 definitions by Professor Ownage

The excreetment of ones feet; the junk that ends up in your shoe for an unknown reason.
I have a ton of feetces in my shoe
by Professor Ownage May 4, 2008
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Two or more friends who acheive great things together
Professor Ownage, Purple Tiger, and Fugi are pooner pals
by Professor Ownage May 4, 2008
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