Definitions by Professor Oat

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day 

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day by Professor Oat April 12, 2017