Definitions by Professor Dweebison

donut queen

A girl who will eat donuts off your boner.

I’m still looking for my donut queen.

donut queen by Professor Dweebison July 12, 2024

donut queen

A woman who will eat donuts off your boner.
Chloe Roma 2022, 2023

I’m still waiting for my donut queen.
Friend: Who isn’t?!!?

donut queen by Professor Dweebison May 24, 2024

Elfscalator 

Riding an escalator like Buddy the Elf (Will Ferrell) in the movie “Elf”.

Dude, I just rode the Elfscalator.

Elfscalator by Professor Dweebison June 29, 2022