Professor Bluh's definitions

harumph

Comes from the word "hair" (i.e., pubic hair) and "hump". When these semantics are analyzed, it produces a word "harumph", meaning to teabag. (pubic hair hump)

I just harumphed your mother!

by Professor Bluh January 5, 2004

penal

Of or relating to the penis, phallus, etc.

That gay man uttered some rather penal words.

by Professor Bluh January 6, 2004