Professor Bluh's definitions

penal

Of or relating to the penis, phallus, etc.

That gay man uttered some rather penal words.

by Professor Bluh January 6, 2004

harumph

Comes from the word "hair" (i.e., pubic hair) and "hump". When these semantics are analyzed, it produces a word "harumph", meaning to teabag. (pubic hair hump)

I just harumphed your mother!

by Professor Bluh January 5, 2004