Definitions by Professor Bluh

penal 

Of or relating to the penis, phallus, etc.

That gay man uttered some rather penal words.

penal by Professor Bluh January 6, 2004

harumph 

Comes from the word "hair" (i.e., pubic hair) and "hump". When these semantics are analyzed, it produces a word "harumph", meaning to teabag. (pubic hair hump)

I just harumphed your mother!

harumph by Professor Bluh January 5, 2004