Definitions by Private Long

Beautiful Army Day

A day that's raining or has some other unpleasant weather and you have to be exposed to it. For an explanation, see acronym formed by the first letters.

PVT Blue Falcon: But Drill Sgt, I don't wanna run. It's a Beautiful Army Day!
Drill Sgt: If it ain't rainin', you ain't trainin'! All right everyone, Pvt Blue Falcon wants us to run backwards today!

Beautiful Army Day by Private Long October 25, 2007

cranberry juice 

Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.

When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.

cranberry juice by Private Long September 23, 2006

cocktail party 

When the cock of one person and the tail of another have a party. A.k.a. anal sex.

"Private Long, if you don't shut what I call the fuck up, we're going to have a cocktail party tonight!"--Drill Sergeant

cocktail party by Private Long September 21, 2006