PrincessStefanopolous's definitions
The Snurkle is the lesser known, though equally pleasurable, sexual little brother of the Blumpkin. The Snurkle allows a man to perform oral sex on his partner while taking a dump. Only a select few generous, loving, and weirdly horny relationships ever reach this height of intimacy.
"If you think pussy smells bad in the bedroom, you should try the Snurkle"
"Well, that sounds fucking terrible, why would I want to smell anything worse than regular pussy"
"Well, that sounds fucking terrible, why would I want to smell anything worse than regular pussy"
by PrincessStefanopolous December 5, 2011
Get the Snurklemug.