Princess Cringe's definitions

Pedophile

A fucking dumbass.

Pedo: Hey u look hawt
Child: Thanks!
Pedo: wanna date
Child: Yeah! :D
Pedo let’s meet up irl

Child: Okay! My address is 69 Fucker Drive
Pedo: yay thx
The next day.....
Child: Mommy I think I’m pregnant

Mom: NOOOOO!!! WHY MY BABY?!?!?! SHE’S ONLY 10!!!! WHY WOULD THAT STUPID PEDOPHILE DO THAT TO MY BABY

by Princess Cringe June 7, 2018

Roblox

A game that looks like another version of legos. The concept is good but the people who play it throw it off. Whoever you are talking to is either an uneducated 7 year old who thinks he is a pro asf and has a MASSIVE ego and thinks you are a hacker because you killed them in a game, while you are actually more skilled than the little child. It could also be a troll that will just shit talk to one person the whole time. It could also be a 60 year old man who does Online Dating. About 99.999999% you will bump into those types of people in a roblox game. The other 0.000001% will be normal people.

7 yr old:
P1: OMG HOW DID YOU KILL ME YOU HACKER?!?!??!!??
P2: How am i hacking?? I’m just playing like a normal person.
P1: NOOOOO U R USING HACKS!!! IM THE MOST PRO PLAYER ON ROBLOX AND I KNOW WHAT UR DOING 😡😡
P2: ew, stalker....
Troll:
P1: YOU ARE A SCRUB
P2: What? How?
P1: YOU ARE A BIG NOOB AND YOU ARE POOR AND I HATE YOU
P2: jeez, what did I do? Why do you hate me?
P1: I HOPE YOU DIE
P2: I’ve had enough and I’m reporting you.
Oding:
P1: Hey sexyyy
P2: Um, hi?
P1: you are hot
P2: thanks i guess...?
P1: wanna be my gf
P2: how old are you?
P1: Im 12. Totally not 40 or anything.
P2: um, no thank you....

by Princess Cringe May 4, 2018