Prince Hairy's definitions

Tantric Texting

After you swipe right and start an online relationship with someone long distance, sexting with them for an extended period of time until you finally fuck them in person.

The tantric texting held me over until he traveled 935 miles to meet, and fuck, me in person.

by Prince Hairy August 5, 2022

Secret Sweater

When person has thick hair on their front and back, appearing like they are wearing a sweater. Extremely hairy chest and back. Hair so thick on the front and back of a body, it could be a piece of clothing.

Dad took off his shirt at the pool, so all my friends saw his secret sweater. The police officer was extra warm, because under his uniform he had a secret sweater.

by Prince Hairy February 28, 2017