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When person has thick hair on their front and back, appearing like they are wearing a sweater. Extremely hairy chest and back. Hair so thick on the front and back of a body, it could be a piece of clothing.
Dad took off his shirt at the pool, so all my friends saw his secret sweater. The police officer was extra warm, because under his uniform he had a secret sweater.
by Prince Hairy February 28, 2017

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Unattainable. Can't be swept off their feet. Aloof.
Many men tried to woo her throughout her life but realized she was unsweepable.
by Prince Hairy August 06, 2020

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