Monster Dick

A penis usually referring to a black male. Monsters are over 14 inches at the least.

Jill: Wow, look at that MONSTER DICK!
Tiffany: Wow!

by Press To Talk January 01, 2010

Facepalm

When words can't express the fail enough.

Bob: The Lions are the best football team!
Jim: And why would that be?
Bob: They went like 30-0 in the season!!!
Jim: *Facepalm*

by Press To Talk January 01, 2010