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The most wonderful thing to have ever been created from an apple.
Bittersweet apple juice fermented and then drunk, particularly in the summertime.
Get's you off your face quicker than beer.
Not gassy at all, so very easy to drink.
The best brands are Strongbow and Magners.
Makes beer taste like a tramp's scrotum.
The good Lord made apples for one reason - CIDER.
Bittersweet apple juice fermented and then drunk, particularly in the summertime.
Get's you off your face quicker than beer.
Not gassy at all, so very easy to drink.
The best brands are Strongbow and Magners.
Makes beer taste like a tramp's scrotum.
The good Lord made apples for one reason - CIDER.
"When i die, i want to be embalmed in cider."
"Pint of Strongbow please, mate"
"Magners with ice please, mate"
I F###ING LOVE CIDER...!!!
"Pint of Strongbow please, mate"
"Magners with ice please, mate"
I F###ING LOVE CIDER...!!!
by Prem Shah September 18, 2006
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A girl called Emily would bring something broken into the shop where Bagpuss and his mice friends lived. The mice would fix it singing "wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.", End of episode.
Bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. He was a fat lazy bastard of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.
The show, looking back, was a load of wank really, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in London today.
A girl called Emily would bring something broken into the shop where Bagpuss and his mice friends lived. The mice would fix it singing "wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.", End of episode.
Bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. He was a fat lazy bastard of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.
The show, looking back, was a load of wank really, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in London today.
Emily the girl
Bagpuss the fay lazy bastard cat
The professor - a wodden woodpecker
The mice - slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.
Bagpuss the fay lazy bastard cat
The professor - a wodden woodpecker
The mice - slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
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Word of Indian origin. Tends to be more frequently used than the 'mother-fucker' equivalent.
It's up there as one of the top insults to people from the Indian sub-continent.
Word of Indian origin. Tends to be more frequently used than the 'mother-fucker' equivalent.
It's up there as one of the top insults to people from the Indian sub-continent.
That ben chod over there tried to steal my pint.
Oi, ben chod, kiss my chadees!
I went to the bar to buy a pint and the ben chod asked me for I.D.
Oi, ben chod, kiss my chadees!
I went to the bar to buy a pint and the ben chod asked me for I.D.
by Prem Shah August 25, 2006
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Bushism examples:
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
"I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo."
"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country."
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."
I COULD GO ON FOREVER....
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
"I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo."
"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country."
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."
I COULD GO ON FOREVER....
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
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Originates from the Hindi word chadees for underpants.
Originates from the Hindi word chadees for underpants.
by Prem Shah August 24, 2006
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Can also be known as a paper bag job
Can also be known as a paper bag job
"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."
"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."
"Oh shit, what a minger..."
"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"
"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."
"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."
"Oh shit, what a minger..."
"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"
"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."
by Prem Shah September 19, 2006
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Mine was caused by chinese food and cider.
Most blokes get it on their 30s if they're lazy like me. You slowly turn into Homer or your Dad.
It's great when you have kids though, they can fall asleep on it.
Mine was caused by chinese food and cider.
Most blokes get it on their 30s if they're lazy like me. You slowly turn into Homer or your Dad.
It's great when you have kids though, they can fall asleep on it.
"Jeez Prem, haven't seen you in years, what's with the pot belly?"
"Living the good life and doing f*** all exercise."
"Fat git"
"Living the good life and doing f*** all exercise."
"Fat git"
by Prem Shah September 19, 2006
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