Definitions by Post rosaries

Store scooter

A convince that most stores have, but is abused by fat lazy people’s whos ass cheeks hang off both sides of the chair.

I’m sorry elderly lady there are no more store scooters, big Bertha over there is using it to drag her ass around the store.

Store scooter by Post rosaries March 1, 2019

mudflap hero 

A sweet mullet and the ability to look sweet while wearing it.

I thought about cutting my hair into a mullet but I am no mudflap hero.

mudflap hero by Post rosaries October 19, 2017

Haw den

Native American slang for okay then

Hey Tonto, we should go by the store and pick up that 6 pack, TONTO- haw den ain't it!

Haw den by Post rosaries September 18, 2016

Dick nose Doug Mary 

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

Dick nose Doug Mary by Post rosaries May 4, 2013

Bass Nasty

When something is totally awesome but awesome isn't a word good enough to use. It takes a conversation level 2 notches higher in excitement.

Hey jimmy, you remember when I shot that big buck that one year, that rack was bass nasty!

Bass Nasty by Post rosaries May 4, 2013