Definitions by Positive Language Contributor
Model of Walmart
Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
Model of Walmart by Positive Language Contributor October 8, 2018
Goopy Ghost
When you ejaculate in a woman's eyes & by the time she's able wipe them clean and yell at you...you're gone.
Goopy Ghost by Positive Language Contributor May 30, 2017