Definitions by Port Crane

brehfis

The first meal of the day when you are awoken by a whistle tip alarm clock.

WOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO

Dat only in the mownin', you sposed to be up cooking brehfis by den so dats like an alarm clock, WOOOO WOOOOOO

brehfis by Port Crane August 29, 2007

Scunderbuss 

A large, gross broad who decides that the juice is worth the squeeze when she finds the poo-dollar. In other words, she picks up the dollar, realizes that there is shit on it, scrapes the shit off, and sticks it in her purse.

"WOOO did you see that scunderbuss scrape that dollar. She now has shit on everthing in her purse, and still walked into the club"

Scunderbuss by Port Crane March 24, 2007