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Ethan

A guy who works as a car lawyer and can transform into a car he date's cars and turned his mom into a car

Ethan: wow look a car I wanna fuck it

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A absolute failure of a school that hires staff from inbred horse farms

John: I went to the wilnecote high school
Aids patient: that must have been a rough experience

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