COYPUS 

1) a shy vagina
2) a shy body attached to the vagina
3) a prude
4) a vagina hidden by hair

Dude 1: "hey, she's HOT!"

Dude 2: "Relax, bro, she's got a coypus!"

Dude 1: "Bummer ... "

COYPUS by Porkchop913 July 12, 2012

north of corpus 

A point that is five inches from the sun.

Referenced very briefly in the namesake song by metal band "The Last Ten Seconds of Life" on their album "Soulless Hymns released in 2015.

The phrase can be heard at approximately 27 seconds, and can be used to describe somethings general location if you are a person who finds humor in referencing music in day to day conversation.

"North of Corpus, Five inches from the sun! Spilling out at both ends
Feeling like a dead man"

Person 1 : "Do you know where I left my keys?"
Person 2 : "I think they are North of Corpus"
Person 1 : "This is why your family is dead -.-"

north of corpus by jogroar February 20, 2015

Habeas Corpus 

The right of habeas corpus is the constitutionally bestowed right of a person to present evidence before a court that he or she has been wrongly imprisoned.

The law just can't keep you locked up, execute you, or decide your fate without a determination of whether you've committed a crime or not.

Section 9 of the US constitution states - The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

Since September 11th, Habeas Corpus has been suspended and the government has the right to execute enemy combatants without trial. They've also passed law that they can execute American citizens without trial as well if they are considered a threat.

President Bush and Lincoln are the only two presidents to suspend Habeas Corpus and it is still currently suspended under the Obama administration (2010) giving the federal government full rights to assassinate whom ever they deem necessary without accusation or trial.

Habeas Corpus by ImyoHuckleberry April 12, 2010

cowpussy 

A fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains. Cowpussy is best suited for fisting and animal husbandry, or stuffing with toys, fruit or huge cock.

That cunt I picked up hoggin last night had an enormous cowpussy - I thought it was going to swallow me whole!

cowpussy by assymouth September 25, 2009

Corpus Christi Parish 

A Catholic Church located in Sandwich MA. The parking lot is very well known for being a very popular spot to have intercourse with your significant other, which is really fucked up seeing as it's a church.

Guy 1: I fucked Shelly last night at Corpus Christi Parish, it was the best!

Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.

Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha

Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo

Corpus Christi Parish by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017

Copus 

The guy that gets all the ladies,The most athletic, cool, funny, and swaggy person alive, Someone everyone wants to be.

Man, i wish i was Copus!

Copus by lifestyle420yoloswak November 16, 2014

Corpus Bitty 

A slut who attends Corpus Christi and is a complete lowlife back stabbing bitch who wears make-up four shades too dark and about as much eye liner as a raccoon. They are not to be trusted and will turn against you. They will never tell you the full story and are drama queens. Don't forget the crop tops, low rise jeans and skiing socks with their moccasins! Oh and her boobs? Yeah she wears a double push up bra with a bando. You're welcome for the spoiling of the illusion.

Person 1: Damn, that girl is hot!

Person 2: Hell nawh, she's a corpus bitty

Corpus Bitty by i-hate-everyone December 18, 2011