Pork Almighty's definitions

Flew the Falcon

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie

I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.

by Pork Almighty March 24, 2021

Caucaside

To accidentally off oneself by doing something stupid that only white people would do.

“Chad committed caucaside when he snapped a sleeping tigers nuts with a wet towel”

by Pork Almighty February 24, 2021

Mormon high five

Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.

The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.

by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019