Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Pork Almighty

Arsehole of Cyclists

The collective noun for Lycra clad cyclists that herd together on the road blocking traffic and acting like their shit doesn’t stink.

I’m sorry I was late to the meeting, I got stuck behind an arsehole of cyclists that held traffic up for 8 miles.

by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019

To get ones ever-good vessel wedged in a willing participants sewage canal.

Named for the Ever Given cargo ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal.

Blodwen was on the rag last week but she still let me give her the Evergood treatment.

by Pork Almighty March 31, 2021

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie

I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.

by Pork Almighty March 24, 2021