Definitions by Pork Almighty

Grandma's Bicycle

A wheelchair

Go get grandma's bicycle out so we can take her up the shops

Grandma's Bicycle by Pork Almighty June 19, 2019

Behind the mirror 

Closeted homosexual. One who is in the closet behind a mirrored door.

“Has ‘so and so’ got a girlfriend yet?” “Naa, he’s still doing his hair behind the mirror, but I’m sure he’ll come out soon”

Behind the mirror by Pork Almighty October 30, 2018

Early onset necrophilia 

When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.

I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.

Early onset necrophilia by Pork Almighty June 17, 2016