Pork Almighty's definitions

Caucaside

To accidentally off oneself by doing something stupid that only white people would do.

“Chad committed caucaside when he snapped a sleeping tigers nuts with a wet towel”

by Pork Almighty February 24, 2021

Flew the Falcon

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie

I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.

by Pork Almighty March 24, 2021

The Evergood

To get ones ever-good vessel wedged in a willing participants sewage canal.

Named for the Ever Given cargo ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal.

Blodwen was on the rag last week but she still let me give her the Evergood treatment.

by Pork Almighty March 31, 2021