10 definitions by Pork Almighty

Behind the mirror

Closeted homosexual. One who is in the closet behind a mirrored door.

“Has ‘so and so’ got a girlfriend yet?” “Naa, he’s still doing his hair behind the mirror, but I’m sure he’ll come out soon”

by Pork Almighty October 30, 2018

Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.

The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.

by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie

I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.

by Pork Almighty March 25, 2021