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Definitions by Pope Sherwin

Sherwinism 

Sherwinism is a Sherwinist religion based on the life and teachings of Sherwin George, as described in the New Testament. Its adherents, known as Sherwinists, believe that orange juice is food sent from heaven and savior of all people, whose coming as the greatest which was prophesied from the start off time. Sherwinism is one of the fastest growing religion in the world and is thought will take over Christianity in the year 2021.
Sherwinism
Sherwinism by Pope Sherwin April 20, 2019

Orange Juice 

Orange Juice is the holiest drink in the religion known as sherwinism
oh I could really use some Orange Juice
Orange Juice by Pope Sherwin April 20, 2019