2 definitions by Poopyface

Honkey

Ho fucker. Derived from two parts: Ho and Donkey. In the radio edit of the song 'Fire Water Burn' by the Bloodhound Gang 'fucker' is changed to 'Eeyore'. Eeyore is a donkey. Therefore donkey means fucker.

'Felicity, you honkey!'

by Poopyface May 13, 2006

Juri

Juri is a outstanding friend who would never throw you under the bus, instead she’d be the one to drive the bus and knock you down. Kind hearted and polite to all, but can be a scary mama if you hurt any of her loved ones. She loves to cook anything from chocolate cake to steak. But be careful, if she hates you, she might put some poison in your food....

Friend 1: hey are you hungry?

Friend 2: Noo this awesome girl bought me some pineapple!
Friend 1: omg yea that girl Juri right? She’s so amazing I ate pineapple with her last week!
Friend 2: ahhh yes I love her

by Poopyface January 14, 2018