When, on a particularly humid day, one tries to fart but a residual clot of defecation emerges from the anus with said gas as an aerosol.
I was sitting in class and I tried to slip one out. I thought it was just gas but I should have known it was a farpoo in disguise. I've been spending the last ten minutes wiping mud out of my slacks
by Poopy Bandit September 09, 2010
When someone starving in the desert intentionally defecates to consume their own feces, but instead of producing solid loafs they excrete a yellow-brown gelatin.
by Poopy Bandit September 16, 2010