Poopy Bandit's definitions

farpoo

When, on a particularly humid day, one tries to fart but a residual clot of defecation emerges from the anus with said gas as an aerosol.

I was sitting in class and I tried to slip one out. I thought it was just gas but I should have known it was a farpoo in disguise. I've been spending the last ten minutes wiping mud out of my slacks

by Poopy Bandit September 9, 2010

Scooby Squirts

When someone starving in the desert intentionally defecates to consume their own feces, but instead of producing solid loafs they excrete a yellow-brown gelatin.

I'm trying to grab the loaf when it comes out but the Scooby Squirts keep running through my hands!

by Poopy Bandit September 15, 2010