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cheming=cos poop dick theta

The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying

Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid

The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta

Heming is Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming

We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta

The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.

by Poopsmith April 14, 2003

World War III

When all the nation on Earth nuked the shit out of eachother. Afterwards what few survivors there were lived in caves in Montana and spent their lives chugging whiskey until Zefram Cochran built a space ship out of a missile and brought back really smart friendly aliens who fixed everything

Russian guy: Oh, you want some vodka?

by poopsmith October 25, 2004

shittle cock slam

In Xtreme Badminton, a move used to distract other oponents into thinking you're a badass.

Andy performed the Shittle Cock Slam! when he fell over the net

by poopsmith April 4, 2003

Flush Hour

The time at which the bathrooms are most crowded, and not just the ladies room. Usually during intermissions and half time.

I had to wait an hour to do god's work... It was flush hour.

by Poopsmith January 13, 2004