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Lizatini

A martini chased with a percoset, valium, or some other prescription painkiller.
Named after Liza Minnelli, because she is notorious for being a big boozer and addicted to prescription painkillers.
"That Lizatini I had last night really knocked me off my ass! I slept 15 hours straight."
by Poonstankqua January 11, 2009
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Rose Kennedy

a cocktail popular in Washington, DC and Massachussets. Consists of Vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry juice. Garnished with a lemon wedge. A lo carb version of The Cape Code. Named after Rose Kennedy, the mother of President John F. Kennedy.

Also known simply as a "Rose."
"Bitch, I want to get drunk like a Kennedy, but I don't want to get fat like Ted, so I'll be drinking me some Rose Kennedys."
by Poonstankqua January 12, 2009
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Kangaroo Cunt

slang for Australian Pussy, or for simply an Australian woman.
"See the hot Australian girl over there eating the Vegemite sandwich? I'd love to taste her Kangaroo Cunt."

"Kylie Minogue is one hot Kangaroo Cunt."
by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009
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