Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

Custard-gutter

1). External plumbing solution, specifically designed to catch and divert custard from the edge of a roof under precipitous conditions.

2). A lady's private parts.

It was raining outside, so I took the opportunity to clear out the wife's custard-gutter.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 12, 2016