Definitions by Pontius Pilate
up to the maker's mark
To be at the apogee of the sexual act; to be fully inserted into one's partner. Said to be from the data plate found on the sides of various pieces of hydraulic drilling equipment. To be up to your nuts in guts, to bottom out.
Chuck was up to the maker's mark in Cindy last night - that must explain why she's walking funny today. - Sol R.
up to the maker's mark by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
up to your nuts in guts
To be fully inserted into one's partner during the sexual act; to be up to the maker's mark. Descriptive of the lovely warm engulfment one feels when balls deep.
I had to listen to Cindy screaming through that paper-thin wall. Chuck, you must have been up to your nuts in guts all night! - Sol R.
up to your nuts in guts by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
better than a kick in the tits
"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.
better than a kick in the tits by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
the eye that weeps when most pleased
The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.
"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.
the eye that weeps when most pleased by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
Egyptian Teabag
A slightly hairer version of the plain old teabag. Thought to be related to the fact that the peoples of the Middle East have thick, dark hair.
Cindy came up coughing violently when Chuck gave her the old Egyptian teabag. Maybe he should catch up to the 2000s and trim the boys! - Sol R.
Egyptian Teabag by Pontius Pilate July 15, 2006