duperware

Tech devices used to brainwash people, fool people, confuse people.
I found myself at the sushi stand for no reason, I was not hungry - was it duperware?
Get the duperware mug.

M.I.A.

My pal lives with his uncle who is married - his vacation is spending a few weeks M.I.A.
Get the M.I.A. mug.

feline of high convictions

We went to the cat house and checked out a feline of high convictions; two of us are still M.I.A.
Get the feline of high convictions mug.

Juiced Troll

A juiced troll is someone who you don't want to take too far away from the lab; or their horde of beauty care techs. You might love your beauty queen or king, however - three days away from the tech and your beauty or handsome wilts.
You're planning on doing a cross-country with that juiced troll for fun, or just to see what happens over three days without the juice bag?
Get the Juiced Troll mug.