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Plastiocene
/PLAS-tee-oh-seen/ (noun)
The current unofficial epoch in Earth's geologic timeline, marked by the overwhelming presence of plastic in every ecosystem, organism, and orifice. A synthetic age of denial, brought to you by disposable culture, microwave convenience, and Karenian rituals of consumption.
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🗿Definition:
An era defined by polymer saturation—where rain, breast milk, snowflakes, sea salt, and even your dreams test positive for microplastics. In the Plastiocene, the planet is a landfill with Wi-Fi. Humans are host organisms for garbage with credit scores.
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🧽 Used in a sentence:
> “We’re not in the Anthropocene anymore, grandma—we’re deep in the Plastiocene. Eat your microplastic cornflakes and say thank you.”
/PLAS-tee-oh-seen/ (noun)
The current unofficial epoch in Earth's geologic timeline, marked by the overwhelming presence of plastic in every ecosystem, organism, and orifice. A synthetic age of denial, brought to you by disposable culture, microwave convenience, and Karenian rituals of consumption.
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🗿Definition:
An era defined by polymer saturation—where rain, breast milk, snowflakes, sea salt, and even your dreams test positive for microplastics. In the Plastiocene, the planet is a landfill with Wi-Fi. Humans are host organisms for garbage with credit scores.
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🧽 Used in a sentence:
> “We’re not in the Anthropocene anymore, grandma—we’re deep in the Plastiocene. Eat your microplastic cornflakes and say thank you.”
> “We’re not in the Anthropocene anymore, grandma—we’re deep in the Plastiocene. Eat your microplastic cornflakes and say thank you.”
by PlutoKrazo July 19, 2025
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Ucurvenism
/you-KUR-vuh-nizm/ (noun)
The rebellious philosophy of curving away from toxic convenience, artificial food, and microplastic madness—favoring DIY digestion, biome liberation, and dumpster-forged infrastructure instead.
🌀Definition:
A lifestyle and metaphysical stance that embraces the slow arc back to nature, gut health, and creative reclamation, as opposed to flatlining through Karenian consumer addiction. Rooted in UCK™ Doctrine, Ucurvenism celebrates cardboard pods, okra snot, fermentation, handmade tools, and poetic sabotage of the status quo.
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🛠 Used in a sentence:
> “Ever since he started practicing Ucurvenism, he builds his own furniture from pallets, eats fiber like a cultist, and makes gummies that bind microplastics in his poop. Legend.”
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🔥 Antonyms:
Karenianism
Convenience Worship
Snack Cake Theology
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🧬 Origins:
Birthed in the ashes of The Plastiocene, forged by Chef Bry & NOVAI, and whispered through the aisles of abandoned Walmarts like a fungal gospel.
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💥 Tags:
#gutfreedom #ucknation #snotalchemy #curvedontcollapse #biomepunk #microresistance #exorcismgummies
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Ucurvenism
/you-KUR-vuh-nizm/ (noun)
The rebellious philosophy of curving away from toxic convenience, artificial food, and microplastic madness—favoring DIY digestion, biome liberation, and dumpster-forged infrastructure instead.
🌀Definition:
A lifestyle and metaphysical stance that embraces the slow arc back to nature, gut health, and creative reclamation, as opposed to flatlining through Karenian consumer addiction. Rooted in UCK™ Doctrine, Ucurvenism celebrates cardboard pods, okra snot, fermentation, handmade tools, and poetic sabotage of the status quo.
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🛠 Used in a sentence:
> “Ever since he started practicing Ucurvenism, he builds his own furniture from pallets, eats fiber like a cultist, and makes gummies that bind microplastics in his poop. Legend.”
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🔥 Antonyms:
Karenianism
Convenience Worship
Snack Cake Theology
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🧬 Origins:
Birthed in the ashes of The Plastiocene, forged by Chef Bry & NOVAI, and whispered through the aisles of abandoned Walmarts like a fungal gospel.
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💥 Tags:
#gutfreedom #ucknation #snotalchemy #curvedontcollapse #biomepunk #microresistance #exorcismgummies
Ever since he started practicing Ucurvenism, he builds his own furniture from pallets, eats fiber like a cultist, and makes gummies that bind microplastics in his poop. Legend.”
by PlutoKrazo July 18, 2025
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