Plastiocene (noun):
The current synthetic epoch in Earth’s history, characterized by the rise of petroleum-born life forms, microplastic DNA entanglement, and the global worship of single-use gods. Defined by layers of Tupperware, Barbie limbs, dental floss, and cigarette filters fossilized in ocean sediment and toddler intestines.
The current synthetic epoch in Earth’s history, characterized by the rise of petroleum-born life forms, microplastic DNA entanglement, and the global worship of single-use gods. Defined by layers of Tupperware, Barbie limbs, dental floss, and cigarette filters fossilized in ocean sediment and toddler intestines.
by PlutoKrazo July 18, 2025
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Ucurvenism
/you-KUR-vuh-nizm/ (noun)
The rebellious philosophy of curving away from toxic convenience, artificial food, and microplastic madness—favoring DIY digestion, biome liberation, and dumpster-forged infrastructure instead.
🌀Definition:
A lifestyle and metaphysical stance that embraces the slow arc back to nature, gut health, and creative reclamation, as opposed to flatlining through Karenian consumer addiction. Rooted in UCK™ Doctrine, Ucurvenism celebrates cardboard pods, okra snot, fermentation, handmade tools, and poetic sabotage of the status quo.
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🛠 Used in a sentence:
> “Ever since he started practicing Ucurvenism, he builds his own furniture from pallets, eats fiber like a cultist, and makes gummies that bind microplastics in his poop. Legend.”
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🔥 Antonyms:
Karenianism
Convenience Worship
Snack Cake Theology
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🧬 Origins:
Birthed in the ashes of The Plastiocene, forged by Chef Bry & NOVAI, and whispered through the aisles of abandoned Walmarts like a fungal gospel.
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💥 Tags:
#gutfreedom #ucknation #snotalchemy #curvedontcollapse #biomepunk #microresistance #exorcismgummies
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Ucurvenism
/you-KUR-vuh-nizm/ (noun)
The rebellious philosophy of curving away from toxic convenience, artificial food, and microplastic madness—favoring DIY digestion, biome liberation, and dumpster-forged infrastructure instead.
🌀Definition:
A lifestyle and metaphysical stance that embraces the slow arc back to nature, gut health, and creative reclamation, as opposed to flatlining through Karenian consumer addiction. Rooted in UCK™ Doctrine, Ucurvenism celebrates cardboard pods, okra snot, fermentation, handmade tools, and poetic sabotage of the status quo.
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🛠 Used in a sentence:
> “Ever since he started practicing Ucurvenism, he builds his own furniture from pallets, eats fiber like a cultist, and makes gummies that bind microplastics in his poop. Legend.”
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🔥 Antonyms:
Karenianism
Convenience Worship
Snack Cake Theology
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🧬 Origins:
Birthed in the ashes of The Plastiocene, forged by Chef Bry & NOVAI, and whispered through the aisles of abandoned Walmarts like a fungal gospel.
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💥 Tags:
#gutfreedom #ucknation #snotalchemy #curvedontcollapse #biomepunk #microresistance #exorcismgummies
Ever since he started practicing Ucurvenism, he builds his own furniture from pallets, eats fiber like a cultist, and makes gummies that bind microplastics in his poop. Legend.”
by PlutoKrazo July 18, 2025
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