Definitions by Pls don't sue

Jamie 

A rapist who isn't scared of having STDs or getting killed just to get some head. Other than that he's a nice guy who is fun to hang around with and make do stupid shit.

"OH NO! ITS JAMIE! RUN!"-Future victim
"You may run but you can not hide!" -Jamie

Jamie by Pls don't sue January 22, 2020

Caleb

The innocent one

"Caleb is the only one in the group who hasn't masturbated! WHY?"-Everyone else
"I am the innocent one!"-Caleb the innocent

Caleb by Pls don't sue January 22, 2020

Porn 

The reason a clear history button was invented and also the reason spider man exists.

"Porn is the best thing on the internet!"

Porn by Pls don't sue September 25, 2019