1 definition by Pirateswag

Augie

Augie is a type of slenderman who spends his evenings enjoying sea shanties whilst relaxing in the parking lot of a GoodWill. Can occasionally be found making out with big thots at 4am, also in the parking lot of a GoodWill.

If you plan on going to a GoodWill make sure to bring protection incase you run into an Augie.

by Pirateswag September 6, 2021