10 definition by Pirate Suite

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.
My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.
by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008

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The act of consuming, the always delicious, apple jacks cereal.
Matty G: "Yo dude, watcha doin"?

Joe: "You know, just jackin' off or whatever".
by Pirate Suite April 17, 2007

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A particularly foul and painful yeast infection sometimes resulting in an ungodly smelling doughy residue being emitted from the vagina.
"Hey Linda, have you ever had a soggy muffin?"
by Pirate Suite October 03, 2006

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