Pierce Hite's definitions

MAFLO

Acronym;
Middle Aged Fat Lady from Oklahoma.

TOM:
"Dude my 35 year-old aunt from Oklahoma doesn't do anything."
GREG:
"Yeah? She sounds like a total MAFLO."
TOM:
"She totally is man, she totally is."

by Pierce Hite February 1, 2008

laser fish

a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.

TOM:
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."

PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."

by Pierce Hite February 1, 2008