Pie Lady's definitions

zert

A word for dessert, if you're too lazy to say the whole word.

Free zert on your birthday!

by Pie Lady September 3, 2005

butt crack of dawn

An early time of awakening for those that usually get up around noon. Thus, the time would be something like 10-11 a.m. or so.

Lou: What time did you get up?
Stu: Today it was like the crack of dawn for me! Like 11 a.m.
Lou: Dude, that's more like the butt crack of dawn.

by Pie Lady February 15, 2006

pie

1. Pizza. Known also as za.
2. Mouth, when teamed with hole.
3. A tasty delicious treat filled with wonderful good things, one of Homer Simpson's favorite 'zerts.

1. Uno's makes the best pie.
2. Shut your pie hole.
3. Mmmmm, pie.

by Pie Lady September 4, 2005

zert

A word for dessert, if you're too lazy to say the whole word.

Free zert on your birthday!

by Pie Lady September 4, 2005

faggotyass

Effeminate, weak, prissy, not necessarily pertaining to homosexuality

I made some fudge. It's over there by the coffee machine in the faggotyass teddy bear tin.

by Pie Lady September 6, 2005