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Whore

1. (n) A person who will sleep with nearly anyone (sometimes regardless of gender) for financial gain.

The adjective form of "Whore" would be "Whore-like" or "Whore-ish", and can be used to describle style of dress or behaviors that would correspond with a whore.

"Whore" is most often used when referring to a female who exhibits said characteristics. When in reference to males, the term "Man-Whore" is often used.

See also: slut
Guy: "Hey, how much for a blowjob?"

Whore: "$50 bucks."

Guy: "Sounds good", *ziiip* "Get to work."
by phroot October 15, 2008
mugGet the Whoremug.

Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
by phroot February 3, 2014
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Emo Stench

1. A certain vibe that fills the air when Emo's conglomerate. It is often felt outside of "My Chemical Romance" concerts.
2. The smell of an Emo kid's greasy un-washed hair.
3. The smell of Patchouli.

It is sometimes hyphenated.
Guy #1: "Hey man, let's go to th- wait... do you smell that?"

Guy #2: "Yeah... Emo Stench.."

Guy #1: "Shit. Let's get out of here before we wind up reeking like them."
by phroot October 15, 2008
mugGet the Emo Stenchmug.

Emo-Groupie

1. (n) A person who is attracted to the Emo lifestyle, but isn't necessarily Emo themselves.

2. (n) A person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a shitty Emo band (i.e. My Chemical Romance)after a concert.
1. Guy #1: "Oh man, Jaime is so hot... I don't know what it is about the black hair amd excessive eyeliner.."

Guy #2: "You must be an Emo-Groupie or something."

2. Girl #1: "OMGOMGOMG!! IT'S (Insert faggy Emo band member here) OMG!!!"

Girl #2: "Would you calm the fuck down!? You are a serious Emo-Groupie..."
by phroot October 15, 2008
mugGet the Emo-Groupiemug.

Cuddlebun

1. The term used to describe two people cuddled up together so tight that their body heat creates a warm sensation.

Remaining in this position for a length of time would be referred to as "baking a cuddlebun".
Well sweets, how about after you get off work you come over here. We'll throw on a movie and bake a nice cuddlebun.
by phroot March 27, 2009
mugGet the Cuddlebunmug.

Cum Dumpster

1. (n) A person that is used for sexual purposes and is known for simply being a receptacle for semen.

A "Cum Dumpster" may either enjoy this behavior or may be too stupid to understand that they are being used for this purpose (see: cum-dumbster). This behavior may coincide with those of a slut/skank/slore/skeeze/whore.

Alternate spellings include "cum-dumpster", "cumdumpster", and "Bobbi Starr"
Guy #1: "Holy shit, last night Angie gave damn near everyone at the party blowjobs. I think every guy there wound up blowing his load in her mouth."

Guy #2: "Christ, what a Cum Dumpster."
by phroot October 15, 2008
mugGet the Cum Dumpstermug.

Dude Space

The designated space between two males when sitting on a couch/bench/etc. Males should sit as far as possible/practical. The name is derived from the very first thing you say when somebody violates said space: "DUDE!.....WTF are you doing!?"

Only temporary violations of Dude Space are allowed, i.e., Dude #1 is busy talking to a chick, so Dude #2 reaches over his leg to grab the Doritos.

On a couch that seats three people, properly alloted Dude Space would require both dudes to sit with the middle seat unoccupied.
Dude #1: "Hey man, Let's play some Rainbow Six: Vegas."
Dude #2: "Sure, hand me a controller."
Dude #1: "Dude...what the hell are you doing?"
Dude #2: "Playing RS:V....why?"
Dude #1: "Scoot over...you're violating my dude space."
by phroot December 9, 2008
mugGet the Dude Spacemug.

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