A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.
Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
by Phillip Mugooch February 13, 2010
1. The offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.
by Phillip Mugooch February 13, 2010