2 definitions by Phillip Mugooch

Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.

Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.

by Phillip Mugooch February 13, 2010

cactapus

1. The offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.

Ahh! Watch out for that huge cactapus!

Wow, thanks for warning me. It almost ate me alive.

by Phillip Mugooch February 13, 2010