Definitions by Phillip Grimshaw

Vinyls 

Not a word at all! Move on please. Fake word invented by smelly fake hipsters. Use of such a made up word renders the person general all round nylcunt

Hey I bought some Vinyls to hang on my wall

Fuck off, you are worse than a nun-cunt you nylcunt!

Vinyls by Phillip Grimshaw October 23, 2019

Nylcunt 

A Nylcunt is a modern clueless trendy hipster cunt who uses to word vinyls to talk about vinyl records in the plural. The person has no clue what so ever.

That Nylcunt Johnny has been using the wank term vinyls again to discuss vinyl records he doesn't own again!

Nylcunt by Phillip Grimshaw October 21, 2019

pocket-fatigue 

Pocket-Fatigue - The state of never being able to find anything you are carrying in a pocket due to wearing too many items of clothing with pockets. Someone who can not find the things they looking for are said to be suffering from Pocket-Fatigue. The suffering of Pocket-Fatigue generally increases during the winter months.

I cant find my money as I am suffering from Pocket-Fatigue.

pocket-fatigue by Phillip Grimshaw December 20, 2010