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Definitions by Phil MePuss

Fat bitches 

What you resort to after a long night of drinking and no play
“I’m tired of fucking fat bitches
Fat bitches by Phil MePuss May 16, 2025
“Did you get any pussy after the bar last night”
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“Yeah she was a 5 because I can’t even bag a 6”
6 by Phil MePuss May 16, 2025

Stubby Town 

Tiny hairs that grow on a bitches pussy and almost resemble the texture of a man’s facial hair. You never want to eat a girl out in the dark if you think she is home to a stubby town. This you will regret.
Person 1: “Hey Man you fuck that bitch last night”
Person 2: “Nah just ate her out.”
Person 1: “She was lowkey hot, I bet that was pretty good.”
Person 1: “No, she had a stubby town growing down there”
Person 2: “I think I’m gonna puke!”
Stubby Town by Phil MePuss February 4, 2023

Colorado Bitches 

The worst fucking women on the planet.

Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.

Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”

Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
Colorado Bitches by Phil MePuss November 27, 2022