Definitions by Phil Kelley

cellph phone 

A phone I use to call my cellph. Play on words using cell and phone. Also, social commentary on the solipsistic and narcissistic tendencies of the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries. (See also self phone.

I have a cellph phone so I can call myself.

cellph phone by Phil Kelley February 16, 2005

self phone

A phone I use to call myself. Play on word sound cell phone. (See cellph phone.)

That's my self phone. I use it to call myself.

self phone by Phil Kelley February 16, 2005