Definitions by Phil’s Soul Patch

slatero super spreader

An event which results in multiple couples falling pregnant due to the enjoyable nature and free flowing alcohol on the night.

Did you hear about Phil’s wedding? Proper slatero super spreader that was!

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Turning up late to a sports team training session to skip the cardio intensive warmup.

‘Oh Phil is doing a Gono, rocking up after we do the warm up sprints’

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