Pharaoh Mobius's definitions

Vampire-Based Programming

Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".

Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?

Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.

by Pharaoh Mobius December 9, 2003

Torkish

as in Tork_110, star of webcomic Tales From The Duh (adj) in a state of sexual readiness and excitement; horny, randy.

Though I was feeling Torkish, my wife rebuffed my advances, claiming to have a headache.

by Pharaoh Mobius June 20, 2003