Definitions by PhD (Pretentious hipster Douchebag, M.D.)
PhD
Pretentious hipster Douchebag degree, certifying that one is apt to frequent internet comment boards; argue for the immortality of Uwe Boll and/or think the country at large should pay attention to Williamsburg instead of nuke it.
PhD by PhD (Pretentious hipster Douchebag, M.D.) May 27, 2008
slutburn
Chafings upon one's inner knees and elbows incurred during activities that require one to be upon one's knees and elbows.
Q: Od's blood, PhD, why limpest thou?
A: Anointest my slutburn with the oil you were planningest to sell to help the poor. It shall prove a salve and balm to my soul, verily, or at least to mine knees and elbows.
A: Anointest my slutburn with the oil you were planningest to sell to help the poor. It shall prove a salve and balm to my soul, verily, or at least to mine knees and elbows.
slutburn by PhD (Pretentious hipster Douchebag, M.D.) January 12, 2008