Petr Czech's definitions

Bauerdick

A slang term meaning someone with a very small penis.

It is often used to make fun of other males. For example, "Hey, I heard you had a Bauerdick."

by Petr Czech April 29, 2009

Bauerdick Units (BDU's)

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. It is actually a theoretical measurement because no one has been able to locate and accurately measure a Bauerdick.

The size of that pencil is 1.4 million Bauerdick Units (BDU's).

by Petr Czech May 1, 2009