Petey Jung's definitions

Cool Cucumber

When a guy starts gently kissing and licking at the top of a girls crack and slowly works his way up to the back of her neck. The girl will think he is being sweet and romantic, but his main objective is to wedge his pecker in between her butt cheeks.

Dude, last night I laid down the cool cucumber.

by Petey Jung June 18, 2009