2 definition by Peter Whitewhitewhite

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Someone that where's tight shirts, does over a 100 arm curls a day and murders music.
That was a really good song who the fuck porterized it
by Peter Whitewhitewhite May 05, 2020

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Sombody who rapes babys before the umbilical cord has been cut.
That baby has been Tom Watsoned
by Peter Whitewhitewhite September 09, 2010

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