Definitions by Peter Whitewhitewhite

Porterized 

Someone that where's tight shirts, does over a 100 arm curls a day and murders music.

That was a really good song who the fuck porterized it

Porterized by Peter Whitewhitewhite May 5, 2020

Tom Watsoned 

Sombody who rapes babys before the umbilical cord has been cut.

That baby has been Tom Watsoned

Tom Watsoned by Peter Whitewhitewhite September 9, 2010